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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 11/30/2005 : 11:43:25 AM
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The POTTSELVANIA NATIONAL ANTHEM...as sung by Boris Badanov and Fearless Leader.
( Ahem )...
HAIL, POTTSEL-VAIN-IA, HAIL TO THE BLACK AND DA BLUE..
HAIL, POTTSEL-VAIN-IA, SNEAKY AND CROOKED ,THROUGH AND THROUGH..
DOWN WIT' THE GOOD GUYS, UP WIT' DE BOSS..
UNDER THE SIGN, OF DA TRIPPEL-CROSS..
OH, HAIL, POTTSEL-VAIN-IA..HAIL, HAIL, HAILLLL!
So...any one else wanna try theoir hand a writeing a national anthem for any planet or city or town, famous in B-movie land?
I'll get back to ya, after i get my hands on, maby, Tatooine...
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 3:05:33 PM
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To the tune of "God save the queen"
( Ahem )...
We love our, Tat-ooine.
Theres sand in, every thing.
That realy sucks.
The Jawas sell us smack.
Then sand-people attack.
Can't get our, credits, back.
And who, needs,Hutts?
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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jedimom
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1239 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 5:32:37 PM
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Hail, Hail Freedonia, land of the BRAAAVE ANNNNND FREEEEEEEE!!!!
Oh, wait. You wanted something original.
Ahem.
(to the tune of "Deutschland Uber Alles")
Narnia, we all adore thee,
Talking dogs and walking trees,
While the lion flag flies o'er thee,
Bravely flapping in the breeze;
If invaders should o'erride us,
Underground or under sky,
Kids from some weird place will guide us
Back to Aslan by and by.
"Oh, that is so lame! You will pay for your use of inappropriate dialogue!" --Mojo Jojo, "Power Prof" |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 6:26:05 PM
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(to the tune of The Greatest Adventure from Rankin-Bass's The Hobbit)
Jabootu, our le-e-e-e-ader-r-r-r-r-r, our ba-a-a-a-a-d movie s-a-a-a-a-age,
He dishes the wo-r-r-r-r-r-rst tripe in ma-a-a-a-ny an a-a-a-a-a-age,
We cannot esca-a-a-a-pe him, our heads crack like eggs,
Our only salva-a-a-a-a-tion, our warrior, Ken Be-e-e-e-e-egg.... |
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 9:03:08 PM
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It probably doesn't quite fit the conditions of the topic, but...
I see the credits rollin'
Narratin' starts and then
I'm watching Battlefield E and time keeps draggin' on.
When he was just a baby,
his momma surely said: John,
always be a good boy and
don't ever film L. Ron.
But he made Battlefield Earth just to make Ken cry
When Travolta saw the reviews, he just wanted to die.
I bet someone made money off this film somewhere
A waste of time, but then really, who cares?
I knew they were gonna make it
and I knew it wouldn't be good.
Somewhere it's on TV
To Jabootu's great glee.
Well, if they'd let me make a movie,
I'll tell you this much, see,
No exploding cows in a film by me.
Far from L. Ron Hubbard, that's where I'll stay,
Ain't got money for dianetics anyway.
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 9:09:08 PM
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 9:15:48 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by BradH812
Ubiq, what tune is that to?
Folsom Prison Blues.
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 9:21:19 PM
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"It's time to light the candles!
It's time to say the rites!
It's time to summon Jabootu
On the Muppet Show tonight!"
Pip |
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Victoria Silverwolf
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
80 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 02:30:59 AM
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A little off-topic, but I like the lyrics to "Oceania, 'Tis For Thee" which were written for the movie version of 1984. The music is quite lovely, which contrasts nicely with the sanctimonious lyrics.
Strong and peaceful, wise and brave;
Fighting the fight for the whole world to save.
We the people will ceaselessly strive
To keep our great revolution alive.
Unfurl the banners, look at the screen;
Never before has such glory been seen.
Oceania, Oceania, Oceania, 'tis for thee.
Every deed, every thought 'tis for thee.
Every deed, every thought 'tis for thee.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't face up to science fiction. |
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Victoria Silverwolf
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
80 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 02:47:48 AM
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An original one, sung to the tune of "The Marine Corps Hymn"
From quadrotriticale
To the bars of Deep Space Nine
We will stuff ourselves with plomeek soup
And get drunk on firewine
Then we'll slide right down the Jeffries tube
And play phaser tag on "stun"
And when the party's over
You'll know UFP is fun!
Reality is a crutch for people who can't face up to science fiction. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 11:04:40 AM
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I LIKE it!
No ya'll are cookin'!
Ubig : That goes under Parodys, but it is a good'un. I like it too.
yeehaa!
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 12:00:15 PM
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To the tune of " Granma got run obver by a reindeer"
( Ahem )
We got giant Grabboids, in per-fection!
Come and see the weirdness if you dare.
Boredome here, has never been a problim.
You'll love it, if yor realy need a scare.
They come at you from the ground, here.
Worm like tongues there at your feet.
We know you'll be steppin lively.
Cause people are their favorite things to eat.
Come in see the Grabboids, in Per-fection.
Chomping down on touriest left and right.
Boredom, thats a problim we don't have here.
Come viset if you realy need a fright.
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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