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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
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Posted - 08/22/2007 : 10:19:17 PM
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Is this the real poster or did you do it??
[img]http://www.foywonder.com/iB_html/uploads/post-1-68716-Venice.jpg[/img]
'Cause that's genius, man!!
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 08/23/2007 : 02:08:17 AM
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 08/23/2007 : 04:57:21 AM
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I'm Scott. Odd to hear someone call me out using my actual first name.
But to answer your question, I made that with Photoshop. Seemed fitting given Nu Image's yen for stock footage of actual sharks.
And for those wondering what the heck we're talking about: http://foywonder.livejournal.com/94118.html
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 08/23/2007 : 06:10:22 AM
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Aren't the canals of Venice super disgustingly dirty? Poor sharks.
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Paul LoJ
Supreme Potentate
    
USA
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Posted - 08/23/2007 : 07:54:11 AM
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quote: Originally posted by TheFoywonder
And for those wondering what the heck we're talking about: http://foywonder.livejournal.com/94118.html
Wow... the story you linked from yourvideostoreshelf.com says: "It was directed by Danny Lerner (Nu Image head honcho) and stars Stephen Baldwin, who just won’t stop accepting work."
I may just have to drop a fin & get this when it shows up at my local video store...
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 08/23/2007 : 1:18:26 PM
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And if you've seen EARTHSTORM or STAN LEE'S HARPIES then you already know how much better off we'd all be if Stephen Baldwin would stop accepting work.
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
   
Germany
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Posted - 08/24/2007 : 08:28:23 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Ericb
Aren't the canals of Venice super disgustingly dirty? Poor sharks.
"I reserve the right to look as well as be boring." - Robert Fripp
The last time I was in Venice was in 1996, and back then yes, the canals were disgustingly polluted.
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
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Posted - 08/24/2007 : 10:08:59 AM
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quote: Originally posted by TheFoywonder
And if you've seen EARTHSTORM or STAN LEE'S HARPIES then you already know how much better off we'd all be if Stephen Baldwin would stop accepting work.
Nature abhors a vacuum. I fear that if there were no Stephen Baldwin something even more hideous would rise up to take his place...
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Food
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 08/24/2007 : 6:35:15 PM
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I was in Venice in May of '93. The canal water was gross. Open-air sewer was my first thought.
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niccolom
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
   
Canada
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Posted - 08/25/2007 : 7:04:23 PM
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| First time poster here, so I apologize if I make any mistakes. As for the canals of Venice: I was stationed in Italy from '99 to '03 and visited Venice on 5 seperate occasions, and yes, the canals are really, really, bad, and smelly. |
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 08/26/2007 : 05:24:27 AM
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Maybe the dirty canal water will create a new species of mutant killer sharks.
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Philippines
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Posted - 08/26/2007 : 12:59:17 PM
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quote: Ericb wrote: Maybe the dirty canal water will create a new species of mutant killer sharks.
Now that's my kind of thinking ...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain." re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 08/28/2007 : 08:24:14 AM
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Maybe they should switch the setting to Amsterdam. The water is probably cleaner and the Red Light District provides the kind of human debauchery that slashers and hungry monsters love.
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 08/28/2007 : 1:19:35 PM
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I'd say the fact that they're setting a shark movie in waters clearly too polluted to sustain any life only makes the existence of this film all the more awesome. It is, after all, from the same people that produced this: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJkUMYvbV5E[/url]
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 08/28/2007 : 4:08:41 PM
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I smell movie gold!....and Itralian poo,too.
Seriously,the thought of a mutant shark snacking on gondolas full of tourist is a natural.
Lets see.... Bruce Campbell as the hero, Matt Frewer as the tour guide, ...okey,we need love intrest,Mad Shark Scientest,an assortment of tourist grade B actors as monster fodder.....Oh,and the shark is seeking revenge on every body! Or should I say...every Brody?
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!" "Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
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Posted - 08/28/2007 : 9:04:10 PM
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Sharks in a Toilet.
Wow. Where's Corman when you need him.
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