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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 05/13/2008 : 06:40:05 AM
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Wow, only 28 people saw it on its opening weekend? Is that some kind of record?
"I reserve the right to look as well as be boring." - Robert Fripp |
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Dr.Dunkenstein
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 05/13/2008 : 9:59:13 PM
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I remember seeing someone talking about this on a talk show but I never saw a commercial for it. I'm sure it didn't come to a theater around me. I've seen commercials for Teeth and not for this. Well, that saves them some money on promotion I suppose.
You have concern for foreign beings over our mission to find grazing lands for our gargon herds?!
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 05/13/2008 : 10:50:10 PM
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You got to be kidding me.
There was NOTHING there?
I perked up when I saw this:
And, of course, Nate will come to learn that his hottie isn't all she's cracked up to be either (Cue the Paris Hilton farting noises!)
Are you sure THAT didn't have a memorable bad movie moment?
This can't [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerry_%28film%29"]Gerry [/url]of comedy, can it?
Forgive me if I'm a little dramatic but I was pinning some bad movie hopes on Paris. And she's letting me down.
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 05/14/2008 : 02:41:11 AM
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It'll turn out that Paris Hilton's character has gas issues. There'll be a really loud farting sound and then she'll giggling apologize or act like nothing happened. That's the extent of the joke and they do it repeatedly towards the end. As I spoke of in my review, it's not aggressively bad like so many other comedies. If anything, it's as lazy a comedy as it is unfunny but never truly agonizingly so.
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 05/14/2008 : 08:03:27 AM
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Hmph!
I was hoping Paris would be the female Rob Schneider. I guess she can't even do that right.
Or it could be a tribute to how talented Rob is.
(dismissive gesture)
Now that I hear myself say it, Nah!
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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Posted - 05/14/2008 : 1:57:16 PM
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 05/18/2008 : 10:05:22 PM
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And let's not forget Demolition Man.
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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Posted - 05/19/2008 : 03:29:02 AM
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The Rev. D.D.
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 05/21/2008 : 10:37:04 AM
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You know, I don't remember him in that either.
Although I only remember a couple of things from that movie...the weird toilet with the seashell-type things on the wall; the virtual sex scene, which was completely unsexy (and not just due to the presence of Sandra Bullock, who doesn't do much for me); and Wesley Snipes getting frozen and then having his goddamn head kicked off, which was hilarious.
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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
532 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2008 : 9:00:29 PM
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I just looked this up on IMDB, and I had to laugh at the "Plot Keywords" which are (and I quote) "Tooth Decay | Beauty | Albino | Fungus | Blister..."
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