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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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 Posted - 02/25/2008 : 11:37:08 AM
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For one of these cosmical circumstances, it turn out that both the USA and Spain have an election in the following months.
We're all tired of empty promises, moronic speeches and unreliable candidates.
Luckily for us, there's another name in the run for the Presidency, and it even has experience in power.
Vote Cthulhu! For a deeper government!
http://caosium.blogspot.com/
As the video explains, he's the answer to all problems:
Inmigration? Inmigrants will have the same right to be terrorised than the rest.
Democracy? Once Cthulhu's reign of terror starts, the word will be worshipped as never before.
Family? All families will reunite, if only to increase their survival expectations.
Housing? Your mortgage will be the least of you worries!
Youth? All virgins will be sacrificed to Cthulhu!
It's time to tear down our false idols and vote for change! |
Edited by - Neville on 02/26/2008 11:06:23 AM
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2008 : 11:52:39 AM
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Originally posted by Ericb
Who Will Be Eaten First?
Whoever runs against Cthulhu, I imagine. |
Edited by - Neville on 02/26/2008 11:06:47 AM |
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2008 : 11:59:44 AM
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That's just the title of the tract, click on the second link.
"I reserve the right to look as well as be boring." - Robert Fripp |
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
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EFH
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
27 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2008 : 3:44:10 PM
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| Well if earth is over run, I'll be blameless as I plan to vote for Hastur. |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
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EFH
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
27 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2008 : 9:02:16 PM
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Originally posted by hbrennan
EFH - you're already screwed for mentioning him by name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hastur
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://www.henrybrennan.com/
Yeah that led to a bit of a fracas. (Still have 6 SAN left. So I call it a draw.)
Still you can't argue with the campaign slogan "Have you seen the yellow sign?" |
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2008 : 12:14:17 PM
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Hillary Clinton is starting to make Cthulhu look good.
"I reserve the right to look as well as be boring." - Robert Fripp |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2008 : 4:30:32 PM
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I donno...some of her photos might give enen an elder ghod cause to scream 'my eyes, my eyes!...'
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 02/26/2008 : 4:54:18 PM
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Originally posted by Ericb
Who Will Be Eaten First?
http://www.hellblazer.com/media/chick-cthulu.jpg
"I reserve the right to look as well as be boring." - Robert Fripp
Freaking hilarious!! *g*
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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Danitsu
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
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Posted - 02/26/2008 : 9:28:12 PM
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We need someone with the military experience. Any chance that General Zod will enter the race?
"If you get served and serve them back...Then IT'S ON!!!" |
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R. Dittmar
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
420 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2008 : 06:28:16 AM
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Originally posted by Danitsu
We need someone with the military experience. Any chance that General Zod will enter the race?
He already has:
http://www.zod2008.com/ |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2008 : 09:22:04 AM
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| Now the choice is simple: Cthulhu or Zod. Unless you want to throw away your vote with those independents, that is. |
Edited by - Neville on 02/27/2008 09:26:27 AM |
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