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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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 Posted - 05/15/2008 : 08:21:09 AM
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Insane people are fun. But if you don't have a insane person, people with gigantic egos are a great standby.
Which is why I love this guy so much:
[url="http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html?playerId=videolandingpage&streamingFormat=FLASH&referralObject=367946&referralPlaylistId=949437d0db05ed5f5b9954dc049d70b0c12f2749"]Click Here to see the O'Reilly Interview![/url]
Okay, Okay! He's also insane!
[url="http://www.youtube.com/v/p55YD8QhQ3o&hl=en"]Click Here for the Proof![/url]
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"Ward, the Beaver blew up the 7-11 again."
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Edited by - Capt. Nemo on 05/15/2008 08:23:58 AM
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 09:40:24 AM
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| That Star Wars celebration speech is lots of fun, it has become one of my favourite Shatner vids. |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 9:34:53 PM
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You have a lot to learn hbrennon.
Agonybooth's pick is brilliant. But it lacks scope. You've researched as far a snarky websites permit. But the real story of insane presidental candidates begin where Agonybooth left off. Insanity that defy my powers of description.
And which I am willing to share with you...
First, to counter act Mercer. I give you this gentleman:
[url="http://www.frankmooreforpresident08.com/"][img]http://www.frankmooreforpresident08.com/images/fm.jpg[/img][/url]
You may think the above picture is a joke. But I assure you it is not. Click on the picture to see the website.
Frank Moore is the kind of guy who wants to get things done. He's a performance artist you see(in other words chronically unemployed). His website has a headline from a alternative magazine that says it all "Are you a US citizen? Love party and weed? Vote for Frank Moore!" His running mate (and do I mean 'mate') is a partisipant in the 'erotic arts' named Dr. Susan Block (if she's a real doctor I want to see paper). Her website is on the web page, but I warn you it is NOT work friendly.
Any way, Here are some money quotes
- The minimum income and the minimum/livable wage, linked to the cost of living, will rise every time the congress members vote themselves a pay raise…will rise by the same percentage of their raise.
- I will destroy 10 percent of our nuclear weapons each year to reverse the nuclear arms race.
- THIS PLATFORM OF MINE GIVES YOU AN OUTLINE OF WHAT WE WILL DO TOGETHER, OF WHAT I SEE THIS COUNTRY AND THE WORLD BECOMING…IT IS DEFINITELY POSSIBLE, IF WE ARE WILLING. YEP, IT IS RADICAL. BUT IT JUST MAKES SENSE! DOESN’T IT?
And I raise Agonybooth this:
[url="http://voteswift.org/"][img]http://www.voteswift.org/images/katpicforLWV.jpg[/img][/url]
Kat Swift.
A green party candidate. And everything Ken hates because she is most definitely a hippie. Her hair is done up in Bob Marley dread locks. Her bio proudly proclaims she has "Parents: two biological, many adopted ones"
She also seems to have a Wonder Woman fetish that would rival the loneliest nerd on the planet. While trying to pick up signatures for a petition for the Texas Primary she was wearing a Wonder Woman costume. Don't believe me?
[url="http://www.youtube.com/v/LQE9JYllvlw&hl=en"]Click Here[/url]
Any way. Here are her money quotes:
- Cuba - I’ve always wanted to go.
- United Nations - It might work too if Eleanor Roosevelt was still alive and whipping those boys into shape!
- School Prayer - If you want to pray at school, fine. If not, fine.
I will restate.
I LOVE INSANE PEOPLE!!!!!!!
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 05/15/2008 : 9:40:23 PM
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Originally posted by Capt. Nemo
- School Prayer - If you want to pray at school, fine. If not, fine.
I love to bag on Green Party commie hippie idiots as much as anyone but really, what's wrong with that?? It sounds shockingly rational to me for someone who probably has a charter membership to PETA and thinks the Weathermen were pretty swell..
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 9:59:39 PM
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I have to include this guy.
Here is proof that 80 year olds and the internet don't mix!
[url="http://www.doncordellforpresident.com/#bPlatform"][img]http://www.doncordellforpresident.com/index_files/image001.jpg[/img][/url]
Don Cordell
If there was ever a candidate that would come to your house and kill you because you didn't vote for him, it would be Cordell.
Here are the money quotes:
- 1. To protect our borders: saving our American freedoms, our Constitution: and our Bill of Rights.
- 2. English is our language, if you don’t want to speak English LEAVE
- 3. Return jobs to America.
- 4. Hire Americans.
- 5. Regular gas $1.29/gal.
- 6. NO Amnesty for anyone.
- 11. Either Win the war, or come home.
- 15. Retire Congress and the Senate on Social Security.
- 16. NO Illegal Wiretaps on American citizens, UNLESS we can wiretap our Elected Officials, INCLUDING George Bush even after he is
driven out of office.
- 18. I support care of children, and Senior Citizens, but between 18 and 62 you are on your own, be prepared to be an adult.
- 20. I support education of course, but I want free education up to 2 years of Jr. College. I want our children to actually learn, before they pass to the next grade. Reinforced education, no excuses for failure.
- You probably don’t want to find out what is planned for our sovereignty, our Constitution, and our Bill of Rights?
Hey! Just order that Pizza and Beer, and forget politics.
- These bastards now in Washington, are traitors.
I think Mr. Cordell has anger management issues.
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
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Posted - 05/16/2008 : 07:18:45 AM
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You guys are too funny...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://www.henrybrennan.com/
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Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
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Posted - 05/16/2008 : 09:24:08 AM
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Frankly, I'm not sure I wouldn't take any of the above over what we're actually being offered this year.
PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 05/16/2008 : 10:42:10 AM
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That Cordell fellow is just your run of the mill populist with positions that are all over the map in terms of the left-right political paradigm. How they hell is he going to keep gas at $1.25 a gallon?
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Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
1530 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 12:06:53 PM
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The only way you could do it is have the government pick up the rest of the tab.
PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
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Posted - 05/16/2008 : 1:44:08 PM
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Originally posted by Ken HPoJ
Frankly, I'm not sure I wouldn't take any of the above over what we're actually being offered this year.
PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
--King of the Hill
Yep; if it came down to a choice between Obama or Mr. Cordell, I'd probably choose Cordell.
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 05/16/2008 : 2:51:38 PM
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Originally posted by Ken HPoJ
The only way you could do it is have the government pick up the rest of the tab.
Which would mean that we would pick up the tab. |
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2008 : 09:21:42 AM
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Humina! Humina! Humina! Humina!
[url="http://www.youtube.com/v/U0GAjK64VZg&hl=en"]Click Here[/url]
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"Ward, the Beaver blew up the 7-11 again."
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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Posted - 05/22/2008 : 11:18:38 AM
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Originally posted by Ericb
That Cordell fellow is just your run of the mill populist with positions that are all over the map in terms of the left-right political paradigm. How they hell is he going to keep gas at $1.25 a gallon?
Didn't Robespierre try something similar with wheat? It did not work, and he could behead uncooperating citizens. Stablishing a maximum prize for gas would probably mean trans-national companies selling it on other countries for profit rather than ship it to the States for less or none profit. |
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CDiehl
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 05/22/2008 : 11:17:48 PM
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3. Return jobs to America.
4. Hire Americans.
Yes, return jobs to America, or else what? You'll kick out every company that doesn't, and they'll take all those jobs to some other country that doesn't have minimum wage, and leave their former employees here in the lurch?
As for this "Hire Americans" plan, the problem is that the jobs that aren't being taken by Americans aren't ones they're lining up to get. I'm no fan of illegal immigration, but imperious declarations aren't going to fix the situation.
I'd love to know how this fool plans to knock gas prices down to $1.29 per gallon. Is he planning to stick a gun to OPEC's head and make them magically sell us more oil?
From another goofball candidate's platform quoted here:
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The minimum income and the minimum/livable wage, linked to the cost of living, will rise every time the congress members vote themselves a pay raise…will rise by the same percentage of their raise.
I'd hate to own a business under this policy. Every time Congress raises its salaries, I'd still have to make a payroll from the same amount of money as before. Congress will continue raising its salaries no matter what, while the rest of society goes down the toilet from businesses failing.
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I will destroy 10 percent of our nuclear weapons each year to reverse the nuclear arms race.
How does unilaterally eliminating between 40% and 80% of our nuclear arsenal give us any kind of advantage politically? Does this somehow inspire countries like Iran to halt their nuclear programs because of our noble example, or does it encourage them to continue since they face an ever-shrinking likelihood of a response should they use these weapons?
You know Grand Funk, don't you? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The ... adequate drumwork of Don Brewer? |
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