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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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 Posted - 01/14/2009 : 01:13:07 AM
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The Jabootu Holy Month of February is almost upon us.
What tokens of our god has he bestowed on us mere mortals?
In other words, since February is the dumping ground of movies that studios don't think will make money, is there any bad movie offerings that we can sharpen our claws over?
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 01/14/2009 : 3:17:41 PM
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I don't see anything that seems touched with the entertainingly bad magic of Jabootu just a lot of failed slapstick and romcom. I mean even just the commercials for Mall Cop and Pink Panther 2 are painful to watch.
"I am Temujin ... Barbarian ... I fight! I love! I conquer ... like a Barbarian!" |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2009 : 3:04:07 PM
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There's a 3D slasher movie coming out, but I didn't catch the name. The trailer looks more entertaining than the movie could possibly be because they present it as if it were a theme park ride.
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2009 : 9:26:23 PM
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Here is a list of movies.
[url]http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/movie/release_dates/february/2009[/url]
The one that jumps out a me is [url="http://www.hesjustnotthatintoyoumovie.com/"]He's Just Not That Into You.[/url]
The cast features Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Ben Affleck, Kris Kristofferson. Anit that a wonderful mosaic?
[url="http://www.fridaythe13thmovie.com/"]Friday the Thirteenth[/url]. NNnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They just couldn't leave that one alone. Could they?
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 4:13:54 PM
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Originally posted by Capt. Nemo
[url="http://www.fridaythe13thmovie.com/"]Friday the Thirteenth[/url]. NNnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They just couldn't leave that one alone. Could they?
It could be that "they" were in a coma for the past twenty years and didn't know that Friday The Thirteenth (And splatter movies in general) had become something of a joke by 1990.
I'm not even going to check out the link because I'm willing to bet that they're not remaking the origonal, but are going to play up "Jason".
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 01/20/2009 : 01:46:01 AM
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Originally posted by Capt. Nemo[url="http://www.fridaythe13thmovie.com/"]Friday the Thirteenth[/url]. NNnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They just couldn't leave that one alone. Could they?
Then you probably don't want to hear that the same people are planning to begin filming a remake of Nightmare on Elm Street later this Spring?
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
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Posted - 01/20/2009 : 05:42:44 AM
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The FoyWonder wrote: Then you probably don't want to hear that the same people are planning to begin filming a remake of Nightmare on Elm Street later this Spring?
What - no "Jaws"?
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://www.henrybrennan.com/
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 01/20/2009 : 09:28:57 AM
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Originally posted by TheFoywonder
Then you probably don't want to hear that the same people are planning to begin filming a remake of Nightmare on Elm Street later this Spring?
[Darth Vader voice]
NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/Darth Vader voice]
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