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Vess
Altar Boy of Jabootu
Poland
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 Posted - 08/14/2006 : 10:24:41 AM
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Hello there, Jabootus of all planets. After spending many a while reading through the reviews that often decreased the pain of watching various masterpieces of cinema ("Highlander II", for instance, is quite more bearable with the review), I have searched high and low for a Bad Movie review of a certain "gem" that I accidentally discovered a while ago, and since I did not find one, I decided that I must share this discovery...
The film in question, "The Gardener" (or, "Garden of Evil", or "Silent Screams" - as many no doubt know, a potpourri of alternate titles more often than not signifies a Bad Movie on horizon), may very well be the worst film I watched in the last three years, other than "Charlie's Angels". That is not to say that e.g. "Manos" is better, but simply that while I was perfectly aware of where I was going when choosing to watch something like "Manos", "The Gardener" caught me by surprise, and I truly wasn't expecting it to be so dreadful.
Well, anyway - here is the review. Since it is quite lengthy and illustrated, I uploaded it to an external link rather than posting it here...
http://vess.20megsfree.com/moovee/garden.htm
(The host site isn't mine, of course, so there may be some ads... I myself can't tell if there are, since with Firefox and Adblock, I never see any :))
Enjoy...?
(If anyone actually does enjoy it, I may update the review later, since I still have to find out which of the actors in this movie is Roger "Now I'm Less Embarrassing Than My President Brother" Clinton...)
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Malcolm McDowell is... "The Gardener" (Of EVIL!)
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