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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
 Posted - 07/19/2008 : 5:02:44 PM
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Let's throw the reader board a bone: suggest for me a horror film to review. That's a genre I've never done. Must be color, have seen a theatrical release, released on or after my birthday (or thereabouts - let's say 1980), cannot be X or NC-17 or unrated. And it must be really, really bad.
Pip
"These five fingers: individually they're nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!" - Lucy Van Pelt |
Edited by - Pip on 07/19/2008 5:03:56 PM
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Food
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
342 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2008 : 7:35:43 PM
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| How about Leprechaun? |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2008 : 9:35:31 PM
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| Poltergeist III is a possibility. Hide and Seek is another. Actually, though, I'm kinda leanin' toward Food's suggestion. |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2008 : 10:15:20 PM
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Good suggestions, definitely. Another possibility is Troll II. You know, the one with no troll in it.
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
--Tampopo |
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Fox Cutter
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
28 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2008 : 01:12:02 AM
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| How about Critters? It's a bit silly in places, and a lot a bit bad, and got 3 sequels (the last two Direct to Video) so it could be worth it. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2008 : 2:00:38 PM
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*bonking my head for not thinking of this sooner*
If you don't mind waitin' a couple of months, you can always take a crack at The Happening. |
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Jay
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
57 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2008 : 9:38:35 PM
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I'm always late to these things...
If you're still looking, how about "Oasis of the Zombies" (it's got a guy wearing a fez - how can you go wrong with that?) or "Bloodtide" starring James Earl Jones - utterly incomprehensible. Bad, bad, bad.
There's little wonder as to why these were found both on those 50 cheapie movie packs.
Inane ramblings - http://www.blahdityblahblah.blogspot.com |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2008 : 11:16:02 AM
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Thank you, everybody.
What do you guys think about Halloween: Resurrection, feardotcom, Prom Night or Bloodrayne. Do any of those tickle your ivories?
Pip
"These five fingers: individually they're nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!" - Lucy Van Pelt |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2008 : 12:29:20 PM
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| Is Halloween: Resurrection the one that pissed in fans' faces by killing off Jamie Lee? I wrote up Bloodrayne a couple of years ago, but it'd be fun to hear your take on it (and yours would probably be a lot better). I say, go with one of those. |
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Jay
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
57 Posts |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2008 : 8:20:33 PM
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The more recent one.
"These five fingers: individually they're nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!" - Lucy Van Pelt |
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Jay
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
57 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2008 : 11:11:05 PM
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Hmm...feardotcom has "stupid" written all over it, so it may not be much of a challenge for the person who when toe to toe with Tom Green. You've already traversed the game/videogame movie wilderness, so Bloodrayne's out of the top spot. Although, it does feature the fine thespian talents of one Meat Loaf &, really, you can't go wrong where Mr. Loaf's concerned. Halloween's got Busta Rhymes, though. Prom Night's got the original Johnny Cage, Linden Ashby.
My, what a dilemma. I think my head's going to explode.
I say go with the cheesiest big name listed.
Go with the Loaf. Go with Bloodrayne.
Inane ramblings - http://www.blahdityblahblah.blogspot.com |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2008 : 12:30:37 AM
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Bloodrayne it is. Dedicated to the Reader Reviews people. Especially the Brad guy who already reviewed it.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2008 : 05:26:46 AM
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| Aw-riiiiiiiiiight! (jumping up and doing a Snoopy dance) |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2008 : 9:48:11 PM
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Watched Bloodrayne with my sister and a couple of friends tonight. Very bad. Look for a review before Halloween.
Pip
"These five fingers: individually they're nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!" - Lucy Van Pelt |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2008 : 03:33:14 AM
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| What about "Ghost story" from 1981? It's way older than the titles you've been throwing around, and it's not exactly bad bad, but it has plenty of WTF? moments. |
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