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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1126 Posts

Posted - 02/24/2008 :  9:49:24 PM  Show Profile
...because I just looked on IMdB and the winner of the Academy Award (tm) for best editing went to....


wait for it...


The Bourne Ultimatum.

The film that makes Micheal Bay's editing look like friggin 2001 in comparison. The most confusing, headache inducing jumbled mess of jump-cuts and shakycam in recent memory. A film that had 11 cuts (I counted) in a 6 second shot of a bike hitting- something, I forget what.

Sweet merciful crap.

"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
--Tampopo

Edited by - Sardu on 02/24/2008 9:50:16 PM

throughthelookingglass
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu

USA
47 Posts

Posted - 02/24/2008 :  11:39:19 PM  Show Profile
Either that or God doesn't spend that much time in Hollywood...;)
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Prankster
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Canada
727 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  11:36:51 AM  Show Profile  Visit Prankster's Homepage
Hyperbole alert!

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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Spain
1590 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  11:58:42 AM  Show Profile
Sequel alert!

http://www.cinematical.com/2008/02/25/damon-and-greengrass-to-return-for-bourne-4/

I hope they buy a camera tripod this time. If they don't, I'll only return to cinemas 30 years in the future to watch an elderly Bourne being chaesd by equally geriatric super-killers with steel walking canes.
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1126 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  6:54:48 PM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Prankster
Hyperbole alert!

Hyperbole is the greatest thing ever invented in the whole history of humans. Or before, too.
*g*
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
--Tampopo

Edited by - Sardu on 02/25/2008 9:41:45 PM
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Danitsu
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu

40 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  9:37:54 PM  Show Profile  Visit Danitsu's Homepage
Must be a good thing that the Transformers movie wasn't up for editing

"If you get served and serve them back...Then IT'S ON!!!"
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1475 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2008 :  01:21:55 AM  Show Profile
I really hope this attention-deficit-disorder style of editing is just another passing phase Hollywood is going through, like bullet-time action sequences and David Spade rom-coms.
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