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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 12/08/2005 : 3:16:57 PM
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[url]http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/20051208/113404119000.html[/url]
Wilmer Valderrama, who plays Fez on "That '70s Show," will star as motorcycle cop Ponch in a big-screen version of "CHiPs."
Warner Bros. Pictures, which recently brought TV staples "Starsky & Hutch" and "The Dukes of Hazzard" to theaters with much success, has just acquired the rights for the series
Make it stop. Please make it stop.
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PaulaJohnson
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 12/08/2005 : 5:03:35 PM
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Warner Bros. Pictures, which recently brought TV staples "Starsky & Hutch" and "The Dukes of Hazzard" to theaters with much success, has just acquired the rights for the series
Any guess how they're defining the phrase in bold? Cause um... eh?
I'm not that good at math (I went to law school because I was told there would be no math), but still....
I came, I saw, I was really too tired to deal with it so I just went to bed. |
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Terrahawk
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
644 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2005 : 5:43:15 PM
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I love the fact that they are pushing the unrated version of the Dukes of Hazard. That's not the sign of success.
The ROPe gives you three options, convert, submit, or die. There is a fourth, resist. |
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Kit Rex
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
294 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2005 : 9:40:06 PM
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Originally posted by kdraut
Make it stop. Please make it stop.
The only thing that can make it stop is when they run out of old TV shows to cannibalize. And that's never going to happen. A few years from now we'll be seeing trailers for That 70's Movie and Friends: The Motion Picture.
And civilization will end.
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. - Samuel Johnson
History teaches us that men and nations only behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. - Abba Eban |
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UnknownSubject
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Australia
212 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2005 : 10:40:44 PM
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"Friends: The Movie" will become increasingly more likely every year passes and the "Friends" cast fails to continue to get work.
Of course, I think that a sign of the end of civilisation will be "Seinfeld: The Movie", because there is no way that it could ever be considered a good idea to do. Not that it won't happen, someday, in the far distant future...
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
749 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 07:50:26 AM
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I may as well become an Amish person.
The movies are now dead to me.
MikeC, fruitcake? It's home made.... |
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
749 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 07:59:55 AM
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Originally posted by Terrahawk
I love the fact that they are pushing the unrated version of the Dukes of Hazard. That's not the sign of success.
And the presence of Jessica Simpson's Hard R-rated
music video for THESE BOOTS.
Now, I like soapy bouncy body parts as much as
the next guy (assuming the next guy is Russ
Meyer), but DAMN if I didn't feel the acetocholine
of my entire nervous system boiling out of my
ears whenever I saw that video.
On the plus side: SERENITY is out on DVD on
Dec 20th.
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2005 : 2:44:52 PM
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Dear Kit Rex : Civilisation ends when they start makeing remakes of FAILED T.V.SHOW PILOTS!
MY MOTHER THE CAR:THE MOVIE = DOOM! ( And NOT the one with the Rock!)
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 12/12/2005 : 7:53:26 PM
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Flangepart, I don't know how to tell you this, but My Mother The Car DIDN'T fail, it ran for almost a full season.
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
749 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2005 : 06:12:27 AM
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SHE'S THE SHERRIFF!
Starring Cameron Diaz!
Coming in 2007 from Artisan Entetainment!
MikeC, just wait.... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2005 : 06:15:10 AM
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Mike, the only problem with that was that Artisan was bought out by Lion's Gate.
And don't put ideas like that out there, or we'll see it for real! Yike! |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 12/13/2005 : 11:50:39 AM
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Originally posted by Greenhornet
Flangepart, I don't know how to tell you this, but My Mother The Car DIDN'T fail, it ran for almost a full season.
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935
Ah.....hah....
You realise, of corse, that if this is true, we are dead and in Hell, right? Cause i don't remember that little fact....unless my brain shoved it out as part of its survival instinct...
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2005 : 1:52:07 PM
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SHE'S THE SHERRIFF!
Starring Cameron Diaz!
Coming in 2007 from Artisan Entetainment!
Small Wonder 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Starring Lindsey Lohan, Jon Lovitz, and, of course, Rob Schneider.
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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
532 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2005 : 12:29:49 PM
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Originally posted by Flangepart
Dear Kit Rex : Civilisation ends when they start makeing remakes of FAILED T.V.SHOW PILOTS!
MY MOTHER THE CAR:THE MOVIE = DOOM! ( And NOT the one with the Rock!)
Didn't they MAKE a My Mother The Car movie some years ago, with David Johannson? Or was that one of my nightmares? |
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Kit Rex
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
294 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2005 : 6:07:16 PM
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Originally posted by RVHorror
Didn't they MAKE a My Mother The Car movie some years ago, with David Johannson? Or was that one of my nightmares?
That sounds like a lot of people's nightmares.
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. - Samuel Johnson
History teaches us that men and nations only behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. - Abba Eban |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2005 : 6:41:46 PM
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That was Car 54, Where Are You?
I'm frightened by the fact I can even remember that was made into a movie. No, I didn't see it, as evidenced by the lack of brains leaking out my ears. |
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