Home     |     Reviews      |       Forum         |      Nuggets        |      Events       |       Links    


The Olde Foruhms of Jabewtoo
You have been granted an audience with Jabootu...
The Olde Foruhms of Jabewtoo
Home | Profile | Active Topics | Members | Search | FAQ
Username:
Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 Jabootu's Threads
 Jabootubbs - Enter Here!
 Squirrels!! Soon to be a Sci-Fi Channel Movie...
 Forum Locked  Topic Locked
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  

Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate

USA
1530 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2005 :  09:35:45 AM  Show Profile  Visit Ken HPoJ's Homepage
http://english.pravda.ru/accidents/21/97/385/16565_squirrels.html


PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.

--King of the Hill

Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate

USA
1530 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2005 :  09:42:26 AM  Show Profile  Visit Ken HPoJ's Homepage
Update: Models!! Soon to be a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie...

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/16437_dog.html

Apparenty it sucks to be a dog in Russia. But then, why should they be any different?
Go to Top of Page

Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

USA
182 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2005 :  11:23:57 AM  Show Profile
Irony is a monument to a human-killed dog in the Darwin Museum. Hey, ever heard of "survival of the fittest"?

-------------------------
quote:
Originally posted by TheFoywonder

Now they need to make a movie where soldiers in Iraq actually find one of Saddam Hussein's secret underground chemical weapons facilities only to find it overrrun with big mutant sand spiders. And the the film will be called IRAQNID!
Go to Top of Page

KurtVon
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
387 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2005 :  1:13:48 PM  Show Profile
Not to get too offtopic (well, hard not to when the topic is canicidal models) but "Survival of the fitest" was not coined by Darwin. In fact, the phrase didn't appear until the 5th edition of his book, and even then only as a nod to the guy who had applied the phrase to Darwin in the first place.

Darwin's natural selection better boils down to "popularity of the most prolific" which doesn't make for a good slogan.
Go to Top of Page

twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Canada
1026 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2005 :  2:20:18 PM  Show Profile
"Them that breeds, succeeds."
Go to Top of Page

tam1MI
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
558 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2005 :  10:06:03 PM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by twitterpate

"Them that breeds, succeeds."



So, basically, rabbits are going to take over the world?
Go to Top of Page

PaulaJohnson
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu

USA
32 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2005 :  12:29:54 AM  Show Profile
When I was in college, I dated a guy who wrote a short story something to the effect of a gant war between rabbits and squirrels. If I remember right, in it squirrels were basically evil little bastards who spent their days counting ankles so they'd know how many humans to take out in the end.

For a split second upon reading the thread title, I thought he'd managed to sell the story to Sci Fi channel. Which wouldn't have surprised me.

I came, I saw, I was really too tired to deal with it so I just went to bed.
Go to Top of Page

Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 12/12/2005 :  2:37:10 PM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by tam1MI

quote:
Originally posted by twitterpate

"Them that breeds, succeeds."



So, basically, rabbits are going to take over the world?



Them, or rednecks...corse, as rednecks EAT squrrills and rabbits...do i smell a three way grudge match?

"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.

"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.


Go to Top of Page

MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
749 Posts

Posted - 12/13/2005 :  06:21:43 AM  Show Profile
I am reminded of an RPG campaign I play in (Living
Greyhawk, sponsored by the RPGA). There is a forest
that has been taken over by other worldly creatures
called 'Fades' that have posessed all of the native
animal life.

Among them squirrels.

With glowing red eyes and dripping fangs.

I've faced Giants and dragons and beasties of all
descriptions, and nothing scared me like facing
a pack of those little critters....

MikeC, Squirrels. Why'd it have to be squirrels?
Go to Top of Page

Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 12/13/2005 :  11:47:08 AM  Show Profile
Hah! That reminds me of the time the Untouchable trio + one got their butts handed to them by a squirrel! The sight of El Ravager screaming 'Get it off! Get it off!" still makes me smile.

"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.

"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.


Go to Top of Page
  Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
 Forum Locked  Topic Locked
Jump To:
The Olde Foruhms of Jabewtoo © 1999-2014 Jabootu. Don't Mess With Jabootu! Go To Top Of Page
Snitz Forums 2000