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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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 Posted - 12/27/2007 : 9:46:34 PM
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And to think- it only got worse after that.
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2007 : 12:34:16 PM
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More Batman Returns bashing:
When the Penguin's clowns (CLOWNS?!) start beating up people, the Joker and his boys comes out and beats them all up for stealing his shtick.
OR.......
Burgess Merridith and some guys with bird names on their shirts show up and beat the snot out of them for being such an embarassment.
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Citizen Carrier
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
322 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2007 : 3:22:12 PM
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Star Wars, Episode VI
The newly converted Anakin Skywalker enters the room filled with apprehensive younglings.
"Master Skywalker, there are so many of them. What are we going to do?"
An instant before turning on his lightsaber, he thinks to himself:
"Sheesh, what the hell am I thinking!? I kill these kids and I'll be in dutch with the missus for sure. This will go waaaayyy beyond having to sleep on the living room couch for a couple of nights."
So he says to them, "Come with me. Your studies will continue under a new master who will teach you aspects of the Force that will make you the most powerful Jedi in the universe."
Under the expert tuteledge of Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, the younglins mature into a core of powerful Sith lords, each a competent fleet admiral in the service of the Empire. |
Edited by - Citizen Carrier on 12/28/2007 3:44:54 PM |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2007 : 3:55:04 PM
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While crusing at 30.000 feet,120 miles offshore, downwind of Japan, Rodan takes a 12 kiloton warhead Air to Air missle to the kisser.
The end.
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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Citizen Carrier
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
322 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2007 : 4:37:37 PM
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Hmm. I am inspired...
Independence Day
When the orders come down to arm America's remaining fighter planes for the final fight against the alien super-ships, a lowly Air Force ordnance sergeant looks over the plan and exclaims, "You know, this is a really stupid weapons load they're calling for."
His immediate supervisor says, "Huh? You got something against Sidewinders, Sparrows, and AMRAAM missiles?"
"Not per say. They're great if you want to destroy a jet made out of aluminum. Those super-ships kind of blot out the sun when they pass over. How much damage are we going to do with 20 pound warheads? It'll be mostly superficial damage on the surface."
Realizing the terrible mistake they are about to make, all of the planes are rearmed with BLU-116 advanced penetrator 2000 pound bombs designed for destoying hardened underground facilities. Dropped from high altitude after it has been determined that the shields have been disabled, each BLU-116 penetrates several decks into the alien ship and explodes with double the explosive force of the bombs used to sink the Japanese carriers at Midway. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2007 : 3:07:21 PM
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C.C. : 'Member the tac nuke I mentioned above? Slap one on a BLU-116, and the 12 kilo warhead will really give the bugs a wake up call!
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2007 : 3:20:03 PM
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C.C. : 'Member the tac nuke I mentioned above? Slap one on a BLU-116, and the 12 kilo warhead will really give the bugs a wake up call!
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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The Rev. D.D.
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2008 : 1:29:14 PM
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Any bad monster movie...
The person looks left and right and sees the monster when they should, rather than having to pretend they don't see it until it jumps into frame, when the audience can see it. The person beats feet and escapes the monster, who is so stunned this ruse didn't work he wanders home, too embarrassed to cause further harm to anyone.
Highlander 2: The Quickening
The henchman says “But I thought you said MacLeod was mortal, and can never return.”
Katana ponders this, and realizes the henchman's right. Katana rescinds his order and gives the guy a raise and a promotion to Tactical Advisor, so he can always point out any gaping stupidities Katana's plans might have.
Connor McCloud dies of old age, Ramirez saves the world from the eeeee-vil corportation in his stead, and Katana enjoys many years of utter rule over his planet.
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Huntress
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2008 : 12:18:20 AM
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A person having supernatural troubles goes to see a local Native American for mystical advice. Upon arriving, they see that he's wearing overalls and fixing his truck. The Native American then asks, in a thick "good 'ol boy" Southern accent, why this person would think he would know anything about this stuff.
"If it's not hard to get, against the law or fattening, we don't want it." - Looking for Love |
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