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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 02/14/2009 : 10:35:17 AM
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Valentine's Day is the ultimate should-be-holiday. I love having one day of the year when we can relax ourselves juuuuust a bit and show some otherwise-out-of-place affection for the ladies around us.
I love women.
Women are super-neat.
They touch you with their hands
And walk with their feet.
If it wasn't for good-lookin' women,
Then life would not be worth livin'.
So be extra nice to them today,
Or else you'll seem totally gay.
Tell them that they're very pretty.
At least more so than a dog or kitty.
Give them a gift made of cacao and sugar
Whether she's a doctor, salesgirl, or hooger.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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